I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
