doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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