laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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