you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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