So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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