Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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