Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My pussy is not your playground.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
NoShamevember. You game?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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