oh god the rape fog is back!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
All I want is dick and wine.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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