you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
