I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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