i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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