People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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