Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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