He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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