i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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