omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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