i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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