Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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