I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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