they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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