You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think i got beer on your cat.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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