I'm really into asian looking animals
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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