I want to walk on stilts...naked
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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