I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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