doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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