just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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