We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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