that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
