how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
