did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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