I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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