being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
