Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my sisters under your porch take her home
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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