I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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