We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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