Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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