I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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