belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
