Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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