If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
