He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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