I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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