It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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