I want to walk on stilts...naked
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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