Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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