This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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