This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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