he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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