i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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