Her vagina should come with caution tape.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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