I bet he comes in French.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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