Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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