He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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