walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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