Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
