fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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