I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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