I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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